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Police in Plymouth, Devon are on the lookout for a balding weirdo who was caught on CCTV sniffing the backside of a supermarket employee.

The bespectacled, middle aged man has been seen on two separate occasions sniffing the arse of an unidentified male shop assistant in the Plymouth branch of the Co-Op supermarket. The store’s CCTV cameras filmed the oddball on two consecutive weekends going about his funny business, Devon police are appealing for witnesses to the attacks which took place on 31st of October and 7th November this year.

“It’s a bizarre incident. The shop was full of people. Someone must have seen the man.” Det Con Steve White told The Sun.]]> 158@http://www.chocolatepotatoes.com homenews 2009-12-23T19:35:28+01:00 Posted by Clawjaw http://www.chocolatepotatoes.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=157 i have no words!1



Medics in China couldn't get to the bottom of a drunk student's pain - until x-rays revealed he had a television remote control stuck up his arse.

The amazing x-rays showed that 19-year-old Huang Chen had the TV remote lodged up his bum.

Police believe it was a part of a prank played by flatmates on Chen when he collapsed after a night's drinking in Changsha, southern China.

'We didn't know what it was to start with. There was a little bit of blood but he didn't say anything about a remote control. We couldn't quite believe it when we saw the X-ray,' said Dr Wei Lung Zhi of Hunan Hangtian Hospital.

'He will be fine in time, but the remote was a write off,' he added.

ahhh that explains it then... just his mates stickin crap up his bum for fun. i wonder if they...? never mind ]]> 157@http://www.chocolatepotatoes.com homenews 2009-12-11T18:17:48+01:00 Posted by Clawjaw http://www.chocolatepotatoes.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=156



The video is from CCTV cameras in an unidentified shop, and sees our hero swaying on his way into the store in a manner not unlike Johnny Depp's portrayal of Captain Jack Sparrow.

He heads straight - well, straight-ish - for the chilled beer cabinet and, after narrowly avoiding falling flat on his back as he grasps for the door handle, executes a delightful swing around the cabinet door that is reminiscent of Gene Kelly in Singin' In The Rain.

Having finally managed to get a case of beer in his hands, it looks like our man might actually successfully make a beer purchase. Unfortunately, gravity has other ideas, and he falls back - a position from which it proves surprisingly hard to get back up.]]> 156@http://www.chocolatepotatoes.com homenews 2009-12-04T09:21:04+01:00 Posted by Matt http://www.chocolatepotatoes.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=155




A stuffed giraffe has been rescued from the clutches of a pervert who wanted to have sex with it.

Police in Oregon, USA, saw drunken Sean McDowell, 24, picking up the 1.3m (4ft) tall toy outside a shop and simulate sex with it twice.

'He was pretty enamoured with it and decided he was taking it home,' said Sergeant Bob Smith.

'Then he turns and sees one of our officers and he puts the giraffe down and walks away. Later in the evening, he did it again. Maybe he had struck out with all the women at the bar and this giraffe was looking pretty good.'

The poor giraffe belongs to the Bug A Boo children's store and was removed to a place of safety at the station.

Seriously..... what next? lmao]]> 155@http://www.chocolatepotatoes.com homenews 2009-11-21T09:05:56+01:00 Posted by Clawjaw http://www.chocolatepotatoes.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=154



A woman phones the authorities moaning that her daughter gave her husband oral sex and was better at it than her...

We all know it's a serious offence to waste police time, but try telling that to the woman who called officers to complain that her daughter had performed oral sex on her husband and that the daughter was better at it.

The guilty off-spring was actually the step-daughter of the man, and her crime of passion in Findlay, Ohio, has caused outrage among readers of the newspaper website that reported it, thecourier.com.

Their comment page has been flooded with angry responses.]]> 154@http://www.chocolatepotatoes.com homenews 2009-11-07T08:10:46+01:00 Posted by Clawjaw http://www.chocolatepotatoes.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=153


It isn't the most romantic theory, but scientists believe kissing was developed to spread germs which build up immunity to illness.

They say the gesture allows a bug named Cytomegalovirus, which is dangerous in pregnancy, to be passed from man to woman to give her time to build up protection against it.

The bug is found in saliva and normally causes no problems. But it can be extremely dangerous if caught while pregnant and can kill unborn babies or cause birth defects.]]> 153@http://www.chocolatepotatoes.com homenews 2009-11-05T18:33:19+01:00 Posted by Clawjaw http://www.chocolatepotatoes.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=152



We all have done different things to avoid work. Harmless lying about family or own sickness might top every-one's list. But 29-year old Aaron Siebers seems to hate work enough to stab himself in his leg and claim that 3 skinheads or Hispanic males did it.

The man, Aaron Siebers, walked into his employer, the Blockbuster Video store at 1921 Sheridan about 6:30 p.m. Monday, and reported the attack. He said the trio was dressed in black.

Siebers, of Denver, had a deep stab wound to the lower leg plus several superficial knife wounds, according to Steve Davis, spokesman for the Edgewater Police Department.

Siebers was taken to Saint Anthony's Hospital where he was treated. He received numerous stitches to close the leg wound, said Davis.

Aaron forgot one thing - the place he claimed the attack took place had too many surveillance cameras due to the proximity to a Target Store. On checking the cameras, the detectives found no sign of any assault.]]> 152@http://www.chocolatepotatoes.com homenews 2009-11-05T07:51:05+01:00 Posted by Clawjaw http://www.chocolatepotatoes.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=151



BAYOU GEORGE -A 48-year-old woman was arrested on a DUI charge after she offered to survey a deputy’s property, handed him a restaurant menu, and tried to “dance with the stars” by twirling and rubbing her backside on his leg during a roadside sobriety test, according to a report.

About 5:50 a.m. on Saturday, Oct. 31, Bay County Sheriff’s patrol deputy Randy Grob was parked in the Bayou George Baptist Church parking lot, signing paperwork with three other deputies. A car leaving a nearby cafe drove up, came to a stop and a woman driver rolled down her window. Grob asked if she needed help.

“She then offered to survey my home and any other property I might own,” Grob wrote in the report.]]> 151@http://www.chocolatepotatoes.com homenews 2009-11-05T07:42:19+01:00 Posted by Clawjaw http://www.chocolatepotatoes.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=150


These pictures were posted on a Facebook group called Needle In A Haystack

Three men who claim to be the mystery holidaymakers at the centre of a Facebook sensation have told the world their story is not a hoax.

More than 210,000 Facebook users are following Australian Danny Cameron's hunt to find the owner of a camera he found on Mykonos.

He hoped the theory anybody in the world can be contacted within "six degrees of separation" would lead him to find the tourists whose pictures were saved on the memory card.

And three friends have come forward to claim they can end the intrigue.

Pierre Paoli, Edouard Hostein and Julien Kopp have told Sky News Online they are pictured in the holiday snaps.

"It's not a hoax, it is absolutely real," Mr Paoli, who works in London, insisted. "We were on holiday and our friend Marie Cecile lost her camera."

He only discovered the group when a friend stumbled upon it.]]> 150@http://www.chocolatepotatoes.com homenews 2009-11-04T08:50:48+01:00 Posted by Clawjaw http://www.chocolatepotatoes.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=149


A woman in America called the emergency to report a drunk driver which was very civic spirited of her, especially considering that the drunk driver in question was, in fact her.

49-year-old Mary Strey was driving between Neilsville and Granton in Wisconsin after an evening of over-indulgence when she decided to dial 911 and report herself for driving under the influence.

She began the call with the 911 dispatcher by saying 'Somebody's really drunk driving down Granton Road.']]> 149@http://www.chocolatepotatoes.com homenews 2009-11-04T08:37:40+01:00 Posted by Clawjaw